why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
World War Tea
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
I used to have goats. Sometimes when you’re sitting next to them they just boop and lean their heads against your arm and you’re like, “Goat, I’m not a pillow”, but then you remember they don’t know what pillows are, they just have really bigass, heavy heads and get tired of holding them up like damn I really miss having goats.
Do you wanna kiss a snowman?
my local zoo gives donated christmas trees to the llamas because evidently llamas love christmas
I swear you can hear the *click* each time.
a fine 1997 Cabernet vintage rich powerful peach and lychees, with sweet nutty oak.
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
- they have police reindeer