FAO: ANNOYING PERSON ON FACEBOOK
You are painfully thin. Please stop going on about how ‘fat’ you are, and hmuch you need to go on another diet!
2Why do I hoard things?!
Not even good ins, like empty wrappers and stuff. Clearing out one drawer so far, found 12 batteries, 4 packets of makeup wipes, 2 spare phones, an infinite number of latex gloves, and some crappy playdoh.
0On a scale of one to ten
Tequila shots were a bad idea.
0“Like a bad kebab, Greece is vomited out of the universal euro currency.”
0Well the first go is meant to be the worst so I guess it mustn’t be that bad! Unless you’re super solid and immune to pain? Haha. Yeah pours open up after a hot bath/shower so definitely the best time to do it. Might get one then :D
Deffo do it after bathtime, I imagine it to be far less painful lol. I only bought a cheap ass one from Argos to try it out first, might be worth doing that then investing in a more expensive one later on if it works :)
0My hair is now a sufficient shade of ‘Snape Black’ even though it’s supposed to be purple.
1AHHH I want to buy an epilator but I’m scared of it being too painful :S
After the first initial pain it gets better! Although I didn’t read the instructions, and it recommends to do it after bath/shower time, so maybe that might make it not so bad I think.
Then again, I’ve only used it once for like 10 minutes. So I could be wrong haha.
1I HAVE DONE SO MUCH STUFF TODAY!
Took all my library books back
Sorted out ridic fines
Discovered where the uni doctors is, 3 years too late but oh well
Found shoes for Friday
Bought an epilator (best thing EVER)
Had an epic lunch
Spontaneous trip to Ann Summers - I feel educated
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Now I’m going to dye my hair, hope the rain cools general life off, go on a hair removal spree, and go out for the night!
NEED TO GET OUT
Had a whole day of productive shenanigans planned, but only just up.
1Bedtime!
Busy day planned.
Taking friendships to a whole new level tomorrow.
0There is absolutely no possible way to eat an ice lolly without it looking seductive and wrong.
2Waxing my legs outside with some new dangled electric wax thingymabob from veet. This is either gonna be the best thing I’ve ever invested in, or the biggest disaster since the last time I tried to wax my legs with those crappy instant wax strips.
0Gimme this nowww plz! »
0o2 needs to sort itself out and give me my number back.
0Feel better about general life, just by being at home.
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